Monday, July 26, 2010

Standard Motivational Poem #1

Standard Motivational Poem #1
Fling me from rooftops
and send me gliding dooown, gliding dooown,
gliding dooown to the street lights and caars, caars, caars.
Let's run with the semis
Let's gallop with greyhounds,
Let's collide with our atoms and divide.
Throw forward, push forward,
claw yourself, out of the,
muck, the mire,
the sleep creeping into your eyes,
and flyyy, flyyy, flyyy,
and fly.
Staying still's for the dead.
Get up and go.

Eden

Eden
Fig leaf covered maidens
coo and weave between the branches,
arms curled and pulling,
pulling like sirens under the venomous eaves
of Eden.
eden, Eden, eden,
oh beautiful death, how you conquer me,
run your fingers through my hair
and kiss my skin with ivy,
thorn my sides,
but kill the pain,
pleasure me with world delights
and coil tightly 'round my ankles,
make me fall in love
with standing still.
eden, Eden, eden,
lets me do everything...
But live.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Beneath Ambassador Bridge

Beneath Ambassador Bridge
Underneath the Ambassador Bridge
roars a loafing triceratops,
sculpted out of gravel, driftwood and seagull shit,
built up over centuries,
by a woman,
sculpted out of gravel, driftwood and seagull shit,
built up over centuries.

Stroll Windsor

This conference is flippin' amazing, and it's been taking up quite some time. I'm three down, so tonight I'm posting two to catch up a little.
Stroll Windsor
Let's stroll down Windsor streets
and kiss the air we breathe
with breaths of mint and sweet water.
Zigzag through clover and pinetrees,
REAL pinetrees,
REAL, CHRISTMAS short-needled pines
that flavor the winds rolling off the river.
Here they summon winter to the palm of their hands
and hurl it 'cross the bridge
to Detroit,
a seasonal snowball fight
that everyone wins.
The sun lasts 'til midnight,
and the midnights are dreams.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Now Departing from the Atlanta Airport

Forgive me for the missed day. I'm attending a Michael Chekhov conference in Ontario and the travelling has set me off schedule.
Now Departing from the Atlanta Airport
Atmospheres electrify in airports,
door to door
'n gate to gate,
people feeling
nervous feeling
permeates your check-in,
billing bags and tags on everything you own.
SECURITY se-CUR-ity,
unzip
put down
relax
please sir
step through
and ERH, ERH, ERH, ERH,
step back
and check
your pockets please
unzip
put down
relax
please sir step through
and ERH, ERH, ERH, ERH.
...
Step back
recheck recheck recheck
unzip
put down
relax
relax reLAX relax
please sir
step through
and we'll be done.
...
Okay now
SIR, you have randomly been selected for a routine
ERH, ERH, ERH, ERH,
please step to the side.
Dash to the train and
WHOOOSH,
down a cement tunnel,
carved out in cubes ages ago,
a square tunnel for no slowpokes
'cuz you SHOOT straight down to the gates.
Wait.
Now, with the last few hundreds of men and women,
of babies babies babies and children.
Leisurely push against the flow
of millionaires and soldiers,
broken toothed janitors
and wave upon wave of red-shirted Spain spanish schoolgirls
going to Disney World.
Find your gate,
find your plane,
find your seat.
Buckle up,
fly away.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Bummin'

Bummin'
I go to the bank,
but they don't gimme no money,
tell me I'm broke
but I knew that
'cuz I'm back here again!
Now you folks know well
I don't know money that well,
Flingin' it outta my wallet
first moment I can.
We never get close,
we never get personal,
never get used to that paper friendly feeling,
those presidential pals in my pocket.
I'm friend bummin' around
each side of the town,
men treatin' me
'n,
kids beatin' me
down to the pavement,
break all my teeth.
When I hold out my palms,
I'm not askin' for alms,
I'm just reachin' for folded paper faces
to keep me company,
if only for a rest.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Thought Bubble from a Local Housewife

Thought Bubble from a Local Housewife
Oh she's pretty pretty pretty
prettierrr than me,
so prettier than
I cannot help
how my face lines skew 'n contort
in the sunlight,
how my beauty mark
turns blue in the rain!
I'm frumpy, I'm lumpy,
I'm in love with your image,
can you lend it a spell?
I know I'm not the pretty gal in town,
but just a touch touch touch
of your silk kissed shoulders
might just teach teach teach me
how to feel.

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 3)

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 3)
III
Janitor
KIKIKICKED!
Poor V.V. Crews
back to the muddle and heaps
of the ground stacks,
pinning him tight
'twixt mold-eaten empty covers
and wads of chewed junk chewed up
'n plastered to the shelves.
All the Kings clapped their bindings
to drown out the boy's mooning
and the second shelf barked
n' yammered in protest
'til librarians silenced them
with menacing glares.
But despite all their moaning,
their groans 'n page rending,
Shakespeare's been captured,
enraptured in love
with a novella's cast off remains.
Her pages quiver,
electric in love, love, love,
on fire with love, love, love!
...
IV
So the councilmen gathered to quiet the rabble,
to find a solution to love's ugly grasp
on the sweet sonnet's heart.
...
All composed of great novels, the councilmen mumbled
their curses for all battered books and cheap zines,
published whelps they despised.
...
Wearing cracked leather faces all polished with pride,
misters Tolkien and Williams condemned all the days
V.V. Crews had been shelved.
...
So they gathered their thoughts and they laid down the law,
and although it was wretched they turned not their course:
the poor Shakespeare must die.
...
V
'Twas Poe who struck first!
With a rose and a cognac,
he flung the helpless lovestruck Sonnets from the shelf!
Words spilled!
Wilson spat from on high as she tumbled,
her pages ripping through the air.
Her screams brought a bookman,
cigarette pursed in his lips,
but when 'round the corner he came,
her voice had been hushed hushed forever,
her spine shattered on linoleum tiles!
VI
With a cry V.V. Crews
wrenched himself from the shelf,
half his cover torn off,
bleeding ink with his tears.
As the life left his lett'ring,
he kissed Shakespeare's Sonnets
and then died at her side.
In his shock, the bookman
let his cigarette fall,
a crime to the mind,
but a gift to the heart.
When the flames struck the lovers
it lit all the stacks!
Fire coursed down the aisle
and swallowed the shelves!
The bookman fled and dodged the blaze,
but the gods!
The passion fueled inferno
blackened their pages and blistered their bindings,
exploding the thoughts of the dead literati!
And as the blaze raged,
the linoleum burnt and peeled back from the floor,
and the stone foundations sizzled in the HEAT HEAT HEAT,
and the bodies of V.V. and Shakespeare
dissolved into ash,
burning into the floor
pure white letters of love.
When the fire chief
fought his way to their grave,
the floor had gone black
save for three pale white words:
AMOR VINCIT OMNIA
...
Epilogue
And thus the Burbage Public Libr'ry burnt.
Not bombed at all, but seared with flames of love.
To those who tread her hallowed halls, remember well
the lives of these lost souls, reduced to ash,
Their pages ever intertwined as one.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 2)

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 2)
II (The Love Song of V.V. Crews)
Oh ruffle my pages
and flutter my heart,
burn my letters, page numbers,
I'll still thank the Bard,
for scribing this beauty
that's so high above me!
...
I wallow below her,
I can't turn my i's
from this golden inked beauty,
this calligraphied prize!
She's pine pulp pressed angels,
she's scented heavenly!
...
Oh burn my bindings, bookman!
Reduce me to ashes and blow me away!
I will form the dust on the high stand,
just to feel her caresses each day!
...
My pages are yellowed
my print has gone white
for everything fades
in this fluorescent light,
but her black leather cover
would deliver her from the sea!
...
Her verses are perfect,
her form is divine,
My letters are yours
if you say you'll be mine.
You're pine pulp pressed angels,
you're scented heavenly!
...
Oh burn my bindings, bookman!
Reduce me to ashes and blow me away!
I will form the dust on the high stand,
just to feel her caresses each day!
...
And all I want to do,
is bookend next to you,
Lying cover to cover,
I'll be read by no other!
Oh darling please
won't you be,
my Volume One,
my Volume One?
...
I wallow below her,
I can't turn my i's
from this golden inked beauty
this calligraphied prize,
She's pine pulp pressed angels,
She's scented heavenly!
...
Oh, oh, oh,
oh burn my bindings, bookman!
Reduce me to ashes and blow me away!
I will form the dust on the high stand,
just to feel her caresses each day!

To be continued...

Saturday, July 17, 2010

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 1)

The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library (Part 1)
Prologue
Some say it was an act of hate, and some
folks claim the devil struck to leave his mark,
a burning brand upon these hallowed halls.
But now the truth remains in musty tomes
and dated articles from years long lost
to time and memory's endless moldy march.
The Bombing of the Burbage Public Library,
a tale to last forever, seared into
the very stone foundations! Left them scarred!
And still there burns a flame unquenched for ages,
a testament to those who lost their lives,
those trapped, those pinned within the burning volumes.
But what is it that caused this tragedy?
'Twas love. It always is, for love is nature's fire.
I
In nineteen eighty seven,
a year before my birth,
the Burbage Public Library
stood above the town
atop the Allen Hill,
the crown of all below!
Librarians were queens,
and carried tomes of Einstein,
of Beckett, Steinbeck, Freud.
The staff shared lit'rature
among themselves and placed
the best upon the highest shelves,
and all these spines looked down
at every soul who passed
in reverance, heads bowed.
Above: The Gods! The Kiplings,
Melvilles, Hemingways and Twains,
the white haired men, all dead
and gone and buried far away.
Below them Vonnegut,
And further south was Brown and Rowling,
with fiefdoms of their own,
though small small small.
But to the ground, nose to pavement,
below the Dewey Decimal System lay
PARIAHS!
Forgotten broken spines that scattered hurly burly
'cross the bottom shelves!
The Groundlings!
The worth-a-dollar stacks
and stacks of fiction nonsense lost beneath your feet!
Trapped below knee level,
all were banished to obscurity
of agricultural research and fifty-percent paperbacks!
But there was one young book
of sturdy spine and youthful binding,
entitled simply V.V. Crews,
And though he lacked a second chapter
and was dog-eared deaf,
he had fallen index over foreword in love love love
with a Shakespeare's Sonnets high above him 'cross the ailse.
One day he took a chance
and FLUNG himself to the tiled floor,
wrenching his unbroken spine open to sing out to her!
And before a caretaker carelessly kicked him close again,
he sang!
To be continued...

Friday, July 16, 2010

e-Hades

e-Hades
A midnight owl! A god of the night!
He prowls his bedroom back and forth
and drapes the air with incense,
wraps it 'round him when he leaves,
a rare occurence!
Most nights he spends online
and conjures pixellated demons to his side!
Attached to his e-mails,
one finds lost souls,
in jpeg format.
Spider world wide webs caress his fingernails
as they dance across the keyboard.
All hail the Underlord Hacker!
All who rise against his might
must face his magicked, cursed words!
Ctrl! Alt! Delete!
Their POWER smites the might'est heroes down,
and cleaves spam in 'twain!
Outside his blood stained door frame,
an offering is made
of cookies and a glass of milk from mother.
He gathers them with kisses
and retreats into his lair,
his smokey hair flowing in the breeze of his door slam.
And as he slurps his sacrifice
and leaps upon his swivel throne,
he cackles in the moonlit air,
he grips his desktop screen with care,
commands the cosmos everywhere!
Until he passes out at half past one.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Please Take this Complimentary Pen

Please Take this Complimentary Pen
Come live here at River Down!
Lowest rent in town and locally owned,
A slice of heaven!
River Down!
Two bedroom flats fit for kings
with lake-side gym and swimming pool.
We provide all meals, home grown and eco-friendly!
River Down!
Free internet,
free satellite,
free manicure and pedicurists available day and night!
The finest boutiques from China,
featuring real Chinese boutiquers!
River Down!
A water park for guests!
Tanning beds for family!
Free parking, air fare, moon rides,
just to get you here at
River Down!
Take this singing harp,
this golden egg and the goose that laid it!
Stroll in your free orchard
with your compliment'ry pool boy from Persia!
Spend a day in your California winery
with your nine new Russian brides!
Help yourself to the waters of youth!
Drink and live forever, free!
In River Down!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Ron and Wendy in the Coffee Shop Downtown

Ron and Wendy in the Coffee Shop Downtown
There's twenty two feet between Ron and Wendy.
Twenty two smouldering, hot, feet,
as he watches through his shades
as she orders pumpkin bread,
his chemistry notes beneath his fingers,
TREMBLING FINGERS,
idle hands, and the devil's breakin' out his toolbelt.
Suddenly the "sweet cafe"
has HIT! PUBERTY!
Feel the luscious atmosphere
tug, tug, tuuug at his heartstrings.
Heartstrings?! Groinstrings!
It's ten degrees hotter
and the pheromones flow
thicker than the honey Wendy dips in her tea.
It's on her fingers!
And he watches as she sucks it off,
sweet tonguing beneath her fingernails,
and eyes eyes eyes that make
Men,
Shit,
Bricks.
And all the while, she feeels him,
keeps a smile behind her lips it's so strong!
He stirs her,
He grips her,
He tuh, chez, her,
Deep, lee.
And as she swirls her chamomile, she thinks,
Come get me!
Fuck that, come fuck me!
Ooo, cum fuck me,
right hereon the counter,
on the pumpkin loaf!
Drop that chemistry! I've got anatomy.
You should take it.
He wonders if she sees him.
Of course she does! She's TWENTY TWO FEET away!
He grips his thighs and feels Old Faithful rise
and thinks:
She's cute she's hot she's beautiful
She's fuckable so fuckable
Calm down but MAN she's fuckable!
Her hair looks smart...
I mean she, SHE looks smart
She has a smile she dresses well
I bet that she works out a lot
But man I don't work out a lot
She'll think I'm fat and NICE.
A nice friend.
A best friend forever.
But if she just gives me a chance
I'll prove that I can fuck as well
as any asshole out there!
So!
There's twenty two feet between Ron and Wendy,
but that's only a matter of inches.
Close'm!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My Theoretical Wife: The Return of MMCR-Y Poetic Justice

My Theoretical Wife: The Return of MMCR-Y Poetic Justice
My theoretical wife out performs a geisha,
smights "Susie Homemaker,"
taught Miss Julia Childs how to souffle.
She sits with me while I howl at the moon,
lets me croon with her over vegan fudge cupcakes.
Together we birth empires,
foster wolfkin
carry rainclouds to and fro
and take in views from rooftop pools.
She's a ball and chain of sunshine,
She's a thunderclap of joy.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Windchime

Windchime
Windchime
with silver stacked cylinders,
hanging in a windowsill,
three stories up and
inches from a rain wet pine branch.
If you wait for a breeze,
watch the dripping needles
tickle up against the chimes.
Ring.
Ring tang a ring.
Hear the wind play bells?
Hear it play and hear it speak,
whispering about the snow it blew off a mountain top,
how it caught my father's hair when he was five,
how it crushed a Kansas home.
Hear it all.
In chimes.
...
Ring.
Ring, ring.
Ring, tang a ring, tang.
Ring.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Pizza Sweat

Pizza Sweat
Pizza sweaty bar stools
creak in grease,
keepin' up with the
one two three hundreds loadin' them down,
all of'm lurched over the bar,
grippin' their cap brims
'n shovin' back their foreheads.
Cramped thigh to thigh,
their jeans all intermingle
to form a beer stained brotherhood.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Inspiration #3

Inspiration #3
It's something like a door,
creeeeeeaking open,
sometimes even.
...
Standing still.
And then somethin' kicks'er open
quick,
leaving you windswept
as it swings shut.

Friday, July 9, 2010

What's that Next to Gerunds?

What's that Next to Gerunds?
Pencil drawing
in the margins,
smoothed by fourth grade english sleep slobber,
still silly 'til doomsday.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Parker Pincher (Character play poem)

Parker Pincher
Parker Pincher
pinches pennies pinches nickels dimes and pence,
causes crimes of scroogery
that echo through society
cripples banks and loan officials!
Sizzles stocks and mocks the brokers!
A stalwart wall of frozen funds,
a savings of a billion-one,
puts MSNBC to shames,
and robs te market blind
by plucking shares at peny's worth
and selling them at fortune's price!
...
Parker Pincher, The Unstoppable Surplus Stopper!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

The Last Words of Mad Baldwin: A Love Song

The Last Words of Mad Baldwin: A Love Song
One two street lights,
three has gone black.
Emily's passed it,
and 's not turning back.
And Baldwin's left reeling,
watching her run.
Helpless, in satin,
a merchant man's son.
...
He flees to the tavern,
he drinks himself blind.
Liquor has ta'en him,
and he's lost his mind.
The bar man, in passing,
calls him by name,
Baldwin what evils,
have brought you this pain?
...
He says,
Winds whistle and bristle at the back of,
my head!
And all my five senses have left me,
for dead!
Oh bury me, marry me, deep underground,
to the dark!
My love has gone, and I can't feel,
my heart!
...
His father is summoned,
and led to the scene,
a once well-known lover,
turned withered and mean.
He gathers poor Baldwin,
and whisks him away,
his father now cursing,
his MAL-lish-us ways.
...
The mansion is darkened,
the lights all put out,
the women are weeping,
the boys run about.
Death's come for Baldwin,
he howls out his name,
Breathe your last words, boy,
and I'll take life away,
...
And Baldwin says,
Winds whistle and bristle at the back of,
my head!
And all my five senses have left me,
for dead!
Oh bury me, marry me, deep underground,
to the dark!
My love has gone, and I can't feel,
my heart!
...
And his mother, she grieves,
and his father, he buries him,
and his nurses, they weep,
and the lovers, they worship him,
and the dogs bark 'n whine,
and the children all whisper his name!
...
Ten years have passed now,
and Baldwin's forgot,
the famine has struck them,
his family is naught.
Yet a lone figure sits there,
and clutches her thighs,
Caressing his gravestone,
Sweet Emily cries,
...
Winds whistle and bristle at the back of,
my head!
And all my five senses have left me,
for dead!
Oh bury me, marry me, deep underground,
to the dark!
My love has gone, and I can't feel,
my heart!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Trigger

Trigger
Here's an ole dog:
Trigger.
Yella teeth, yella eyes,
fangs that only gum and tease,
a pair of paws caked with scraps of concrete,
cracked nails packed with dirt
scrabble back and forth across linoleum.
He lays his muzzle 'cross your feet,
and sighs sleepily.
That look in his eye...
he wants to keep your toes warm.

Recovery Poem 2

July 5, Recovery Poem: No Hollywood
Folk music's hissin' through the pipes overhead,
knockin' at the bolts,
and a shattered Sarah McLachlan CD hits the ground!
And independent films flicker off the wall,
Jim Croce's prowlin' the halls,
Harry Chapin's got a sniper nest on the roof,
No Hollywood allowed!

Recovery Poem 1: Sick Day

Two days ago I got sick, and coupled with a presentation I had due today, my body couldn't handle the stress of poetry. That's right. I was at risk for Poetic Implosion. I've got a few poems to cover the missed days. Forgive me for my lateness.

July 4, Recovery Poem: Sick Day
I need to pick my teeth with nails.
They're filty black,
and my breath smells moist and sick.
If I could dig my fingers
into my sinuses,
they'd come out dark as soot.
I rock my neck from side to side,
some liquid thing dribbles
just beneath the bones of my face.
Someone!
Get the Flintstone vitamins!
I don't feel so good.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Some Kind of Terror

Some Kind of Terror
That patch of sky's awash with birds but.
The wind's not blowin'.
Trees still.
Air dead.
Stiff...
Nothin's movin' but those birds.
Black, birds.
Miles away,
but still, I got some kind of terror.
From those, birds.
Black.
Birds.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Gassy

Gassy
Something intestinal is grippin' me.
Twistin' my...
insides in loops,
squea...
Zin me from head...
down to my buh, buh, buuuh....
Owls.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Jammin'

Jammin'
Strings of strung up flash bulbs,
bare white and yellow
against a sweet tin roof,
and underneath comes misting out
this hint,
this hint,
this hint hint hint, of desert.
Of cactus blooms.
Out comes this radiating oasis
of sand coated palaces,
heated stars in arabesques
poured out into deep ink blue.
Prickling fruits with tick'ling juices
dripping from your chin,
down your throat,
and all the way past your breasts,
sweat sticky and the heat isn't helping.
Jam on, jam on, jam on.
Now crack pop crack pop crack pop
crack pot beats go blastin' past us
beat vibrations senselessly
electrify us lustily
Create a magic movement make us MOVE
make us MOVE make us
MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE
DANCE tothebeat with your ri-the-mik feet
letit rock you back and forth across the
daaaaaaance flooooooor.
Across the daaaaaaance flooooooor.
Feelyour body pulse convulse
Coll apse uh pawn thee uh ther pee pul
on the daaaaaaance flooooooor,
on the daaaaaaance flooooooor!
Jam on, Jam on, Jam on,
Twaaaaaaang, skitters 'cross the gi, tar,
fiddles past the fiddle man,
makes the banjo squeeeeeeeal,
reel around your partner, hold her close,
and step in time, 2, 3, 4,
Time, 2, 3, 4,
rollicking, and waltzing,
and gliding together, four legs, two hearts,
and a 1 2 3 4,
flicker back, your eyes, to take her by, surprise,
humming, along to, the tune,
and keep a smile, upon your lips, as she dances 'neath your fingertips,
and spiral her, and spiral herrr, around.
Forget exact, lee where you are,
and give yourselves, to the guitar,
jam on,
jam on,
jam on.